it's about my bowel movements what is it
these days I'm sure you want to be here
for this we do everything together
of course toilet can be a lonely place
drop your pants I'll suit up but they
float huh my bowel movements
honey says they're not supposed to I'm a
nutritionist yes I could tell from the
cool toe loop sandals thank you you're
welcome
in the natural fibre clothing a sue
means some kind of vegetarian
denomination that we're vegans at first
I was a little concerned about the lack
of protein but honey showed me you can
get it from Wow
whatever floats your poopit and you've
been together how long six months how'd
you know is that for six months poop
love fades if you've been together
shorter than that then I'll explain
right after this break
you're cheating on honey
what no I'm not yes you are it's okay I
get it
well I was gonna say relax but oddly
enough you seemed pretty relaxed already
you're accomplished you're funny you can
have whatever you want women are gonna
start cheating with another woman
that's cheating with another food food
what these floaters float but is they're
full of fat probably had a big
cheeseburger for lunch you're eating
flesh it's just a hamburger not all the
time you're disgusting soy cakes taste
like cardboard unsalted cardboard
I'm accomplished I'm funny can I have
whatever I want
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I didn't think you're gonna show sorry
surgery went a little late so you really
think I have all the necessary
qualifications I can't discuss this with
a dry mouth what do you got there
peppermint tea I'm going to have him lug
peppermint tea please
this isn't a job interview is it some
kind of interview
they're judging me I'm judging you you
have the upper hand I don't know
anything about you I'm on
antidepressants because of doctor friend
of mine thinks I'm miserable
I don't like them hazy I eat meat like
drugs and I'm not always faithful to the
women I date you don't see me pressed
you do realize you just skipped over a
several deep character flaws the most
well then with one screaming from told
the truth yeah I don't always do that
either
well how miserable can you be saving
lives sleeping around and doing drugs
were you on the debating team in high
school
also I hate
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